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THE GIANTS ARE SO BAD, A NEW YORK STRIP CLUB WON’T SHOW THEIR GAMES - The New York Giants have yet to win a game this season, and this dark reality is beginning to dampen New York City’s mood, putting a noticeable damper on weekend partying…. The Giants have gotten so bad, in fact, that one popular New York City strip club in midtown has decided to no longer show Giants games because they were depressing the clients and causing distracting “boos.”The New York Post reports that the popular strip club Rick’s Cabaret made the decision to yank the cord on Giants games after their losing streak depressed and disappointed patrons.“After five straight losses, the crowd turned and started booing the TVs. The girls had to work extra hard. We are the first club to ban the Giants,” club spokesperson Lonnie Hanover said. “We will continue to show all other NFL teams and sporting contests on our TVs,” said Hanover. Rick’s Cabaret Girl Alexandra discussed the Giants/Eagles game. “There’s like a hundred sexy topless girls here and everyone was exceedingly happy until it became clear during the second half that Eli Manning and the Giants were going to lose again.” “I’ve been showing off my new 34Ds and getting compliments all the time, except right after Giants games – the guys are sort of deflated – they take that football stuff too seriously!” Rick’s Cabaret Girl Yvonne told the Post. Whether the Giants win a Super Bowl trophy or not, they should definitely win an award for managing to make Sunday afternoons at strip clubs even more depressing.
THE GIANTS ARE SO BAD, A NEW YORK STRIP CLUB WON’T SHOW THEIR GAMES - The New York Giants have yet to win a game this season, and this dark reality is beginning to dampen New York City’s mood, putting a noticeable damper on weekend partying. The Giants have gotten so bad, in fact, that one popular New York City strip club in midtown has decided to no longer show Giants games because they were depressing the clients and causing distracting “boos.”

The New York Post reports that the popular strip club Rick’s Cabaret made the decision to yank the cord on Giants games after their losing streak depressed and disappointed patrons.

“After five straight losses, the crowd turned and started booing the TVs. The girls had to work extra hard. We are the first club to ban the Giants,” club spokesperson Lonnie Hanover said. “We will continue to show all other NFL teams and sporting contests on our TVs,” said Hanover.

Rick’s Cabaret Girl Alexandra discussed the Giants/Eagles game. “There’s like a hundred sexy topless girls here and everyone was exceedingly happy until it became clear during the second half that Eli Manning and the Giants were going to lose again.”

“I’ve been showing off my new 34Ds and getting compliments all the time, except right after Giants games – the guys are sort of deflated – they take that football stuff too seriously!” Rick’s Cabaret Girl Yvonne told the Post.

Whether the Giants win a Super Bowl trophy or not, they should definitely win an award for managing to make Sunday afternoons at strip clubs even more depressing.

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    THEY ARE MAKING STRIP CLUB PATRONS DEPRESSED WHILE AT THE CLUB. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS?
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